Numbers Don’t Lie
Sorry I Only Care About EBITDA Shirt, CPA Gift, Finance Humor Tee
$23.77
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DetailsFor CPAs, analysts, accountants, and finance pros who live in valuations, earnings calls, and spreadsheets, this Sorry I Only Care About EBITDA shirt delivers the perfect insider joke. A sharp finance humor tee built for office laughs, coworker gifts, audit season, and graduation presents. Great for FP&A teams, private equity, investment banking, and anyone proudly obsessed with EBITDA. Wearable sarcasm with strong CPA gift appeal, premium office humor, and highly relatable finance personality energy.
Lightweight, crisp, and confidently cheeky — this tee speaks the language of balance sheets and boardrooms while staying relaxed enough for coffee runs and casual Fridays. Breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps you cool during long meetings or late-night models. Side seams and shoulder tape maintain a neat silhouette wash after wash. Tear-away label and soft ribbed collar make it comfortable for all-day wear. Wear it layered under a blazer for a sly wink at the office or solo with jeans when you want your sense of humor to lead the conversation.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit and structural stability
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified compliance
- Print options use DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck prints
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean -
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Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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Because all products are custom printed to order, production begins shortly after an order is placed. Once production has started, cancellations, modifications, address changes, or order changes cannot be guaranteed.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
All products are custom printed specifically for each customer and are made to order.
Returns and exchanges are not accepted for:
• Buyer's remorse
• No longer needed
• Event or occasion has passed
• Incorrect size selected by the customer
• Incorrect color selected by the customer
• Personal preference
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• Unworn
• Unwashed
• In original condition
• Free of stains, odors, pet hair, or damage
• Returned with original packaging whenever possible
Items showing signs of wear or use are not eligible for a refund.
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Customers are responsible for all return shipping costs. Approved returns must be shipped back by the customer at their own expense. Original shipping charges are non-refundable.
We recommend using a trackable shipping service and retaining proof of shipment. We cannot be responsible for items lost, delayed, damaged, or untraceable during return transit.
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Please review all size charts, color options, and product descriptions carefully before placing your order.
Because all products are printed specifically for your order and are not stocked inventory items, returns and exchanges are limited to the conditions described above.
If you experience an issue with your order, please contact us and we will do our best to assist you.
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