Numbers Don’t Lie

Sorry I Only Care About GAAP Shirt, CPA Gift, Accountant Humor Tee




$23.77

Shipping to United States: $4.75
  • Details
    For CPAs, accountants, auditors, controllers, and bookkeeping pros who live by the rules, this Sorry I Only Care About GAAP shirt delivers the perfect insider office joke. A clean accountant humor tee built for coworker gifts, audit teams, graduation presents, and busy season laughs. Perfect for tax accountants, month-end close teams, and finance professionals who proudly speak GAAP every day. Premium CPA gift humor with sharp office personality and highly wearable accounting tribe appeal.

    The soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels breathable against the skin and keeps its shape thanks to side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape. Wear it to casual office days, accounting study sessions, client meetings where you want to break the ice, or industry conferences to make fellow finance pros smile. It layers effortlessly under a blazer or cardigan for a smart-casual look and has a tear-away label for comfort during long workdays.

    Product features
    - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
    - Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer and accessorize
    - Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
    - Prints applied with DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant typography on chest and sleeves
    - Tear-away label, REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; multiple fabric blends for heathered colors

    Care instructions
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Tumble dry: low heat
    - Do not dry-clean


    EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
    Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
    Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
    Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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