Numbers Don’t Lie
Funny IT Shirt, Sysadmin Humor, Tech Support Gift, Programmer Tee
$23.77
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DetailsSomehow the printer jams, Wi-Fi drops, or someone can’t find the power button—and suddenly your name gets called. This “No I Will Not Fix Your Printer” shirt turns that everyday IT reality into a perfect office joke. Great for sysadmins, programmers, helpdesk pros, network engineers, and the unofficial family tech genius. A hilarious gift for coworkers, office teams, or anyone who gets blamed for every computer problem in sight. Soft, comfortable, and easy to wear, it’s perfect for office days, meetups, or casual weekends. A fun inside joke that every tech person instantly understands.
The soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels gentle on the skin and layers easily under a hoodie or shop apron. Tailored with side seams, shoulder tape and a ribbed knit collar, it keeps its shape through long shop days and frequent washes. Wear it to the studio, the maker meet-up, or on a day when you need to set a clear boundary without saying much more.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and seam
- Structural details: side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Print methods: high-detail DTF/DTG sleeve and label printing depending on provider
- Tear-away label; REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras; humane manufacturing certifications
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean -
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Shipping from United States
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1-4 business days
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Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges accepted within 30 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 1 hours of purchase
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CANCELLATIONS
Orders may be canceled within 1 hour of purchase.
Because all products are custom printed to order, production begins shortly after an order is placed. Once production has started, cancellations, modifications, address changes, or order changes cannot be guaranteed.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
All products are custom printed specifically for each customer and are made to order.
Returns and exchanges are not accepted for:
• Buyer's remorse
• No longer needed
• Event or occasion has passed
• Incorrect size selected by the customer
• Incorrect color selected by the customer
• Personal preference
• Ordering by mistake
If a return is approved, the item must be:
• Unworn
• Unwashed
• In original condition
• Free of stains, odors, pet hair, or damage
• Returned with original packaging whenever possible
Items showing signs of wear or use are not eligible for a refund.
RETURN SHIPPING
Customers are responsible for all return shipping costs. Approved returns must be shipped back by the customer at their own expense. Original shipping charges are non-refundable.
We recommend using a trackable shipping service and retaining proof of shipment. We cannot be responsible for items lost, delayed, damaged, or untraceable during return transit.
CUSTOM PRINTED PRODUCTS
Please review all size charts, color options, and product descriptions carefully before placing your order.
Because all products are printed specifically for your order and are not stocked inventory items, returns and exchanges are limited to the conditions described above.
If you experience an issue with your order, please contact us and we will do our best to assist you.
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